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Not exactly, but we've got some other goods.
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Pizza Planet Truck

Woven with Gossypium staple fibers that Terrans commonly refer to as... "cotton". Or a blend of it, if that's preferred.

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STICKER

STICKER PACK

3 trucks are better than 1 truck. Now equipped with interstellar adhesive backing technology, made 100% on planet Earth.

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YO SHIRT

Go undercover as the bright yellow Pizza Planet Truck. Some may not be able to tell the difference between the two.

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The Uniform

Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three!

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